There is nothing wrong with having an appreciation for the big, oiled-up badonkadonk.
I was just surprised to see that uptight, NASA-employed widower WJJ Hoge III of Westminster, Maryland, is such a fan of dark rump.
I would never be one to judge what a lonely man spanks his withered old monkey to!
BOUNCY HINEY, BIG AND SHINY! BABY GOT BACK FOR HOGGY TO JACK!!!
And what a Twitter site it is!
If it puts a tingle in Hoge’s Dingle, then I say, MORE POWER TO HIM!
But… NANCY GILLY???
What a BAWDY, NAUGHTY little library girl!