Thursday, December 14, 2017

Hoge Reveals PLOT! ANGERS HYPNOTOAD!

THE HYPNOTOAD IS NOT PLEASED!

Last night, while mocking the incredibly inept, worst pro-se plaintiff EVER, WJJ Hoge III, I pointed out on Breitbart Unmasked that he was launching a new wild goose chase and kiddingly suggested that he move quickly before the hurricane bearing down on Texas, created by Brett Kimberlin’s SEEKRIT WEATHER MACHINE, could destroy all the precious evidence his cracked investigation team was looking for.

THIS REVELATION HAS ANGERED THE HYPNOTOAD, THE TRUE MOVER BEHIND BRETT KIMBERLIN’S NETWORK OF EVIL SCHEEEEEEMES!

The HypnoToad noted that Hoge blogged this morning:

Map reading seems to be another non-existent skill for the Cabin Boy™.

There’s no particular reason for the Cabin Boy™ to have a reasonable hope that any Texas state records will be destroyed by the hurricane now moving into the state. The latest predictions show that Austin is on the edge of the very low probability zone for hurricane force winds.

Indeed, while the official forecast for Austin for the next few days includes the possibility of a tropical storm, the probability of rain over the weekend never exceeds 80 percent.

Actually, Hoggy, I was only kidding about the SEEKRIT WEATHER MACHINE!

The REAL DANGER is the BIBLICAL PLAGUE GENERATOR that Brett Kimberlin has constructed in his basement that will unleash torrents of PAPER-EATING LOCUSTS and ELECTROMAGNETIC FROGS to WIPE CLEAN THE ELECTRONICS in Austin and its nearby environs.

THE HYPNOTOAD IS ALWAYS TWO MOVES AHEAD OF YOU, HOGGY!  BWAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA!

*cough!*

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

(You fucking idiot.)

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