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DAILY TWEETS, 4/21/18

NURSERY RHYMES FOR #MAGA KIDS – 1

Sitting in the federal court,

True to his employer.

But when facing years in the pen,

FLIP! Goes the lawyer.

NURSERY RHYMES FOR #MAGA KIDS – 2

Trumpsie Wumpsie, cocky and brash

Dodged the draft to pile up cash

Army said, it’s time to play,

Bone Spur Trumpsie limped away.

NURSERY RHYMES FOR #MAGA KIDS – 3

Hey diddle diddle

Don Trump likes to fiddle

With strange pornography poon.

Evangelists scoff at such reports.

You could eat such bad faith with a spoon.

NURSERY RHYMES FOR #MAGA KIDS – 4

Trumpy Wumpy, orange and lumpy

How do you write your Tweets?

With words misspelled, ALL CAPS propelled,

And burger grease on the sheets.

NURSERY RHYMES FOR #MAGA KIDS – 5

1,2,

Threaten to sue,

3, 4,

Silence the whore,

5, 6,

Only hire pricks,

7, 8,

Say that I’m great,

9, 10,

Get dragged to the pen.

NURSERY RHYMES FOR #MAGA KIDS – 6

Ring Around the White House,

President’s a fat louse,

Flashes, crashes,

#Impeach the clown.

NURSERY RHYMES FOR #MAGA KIDS – 7

Tinkle, Tinkle, Russian Whores

Romping, Splashing on All Fours

Kompromat for Russian spies

Don’t get any in his eyes

Tinkle, Tinkle, wet consorts

Don Trump likes his water sports.

NURSERY RHYMES FOR #MAGA KIDS – 8

Barber, Barber, Shave a Pig

Who takes care of Donald’s wig?

Are you paid to touch his hair?

Are there nasty things in there?

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