The fact that Mike Pence’s tongue did not turn black and fall out of his skull when he called Joe Arpaio a tireless advocate for the rule of law makes me question the existence of a loving and just God. #resist @turkresisting
Say what you will about Devin Nunes and his lapdog fealty to @realdonaldtrump. I just LOVED his performance in “Men in Black.”
I’m sure that when the time comes and Sen. John McCain passes into the hereafter, @realdonaldtrump will manage to have something respectful and conciliatory to say about the Arizona Senator. *choke!* Nah — I’m kidding. He will have his magnificently stupid base boo his memory.
Money making idea for Baskin-Robbins flavor of the month. “Impeach Mint.” Trust me. It will sell! #resist