Thanks, @NFL! There’s no patriotism like ENFORCED patriotism!
I’m terribly excited about the news that a federal judge says that @realdonaldtrump can’t block Twitter users because of political views. Knowing Trump’s desire to obey the courts, I am certain he will unblock everyone at once. And monkeys will fly out of my butt. #blockgate
I wouldn’t want to throw water on Tomi Lahren until it had at least been properly filtered. Through my kidneys, for instance.