The BNN 2017 Year In Review

Here at the Breitbit News Network, we believe 2017 will be forever known by one of two titles: “The Year Before Everything Turned to Shit”, or “The Year Before America Woke Up from its Pre-Fascist…


The Return of Breitbit News Nightly

CHRIS MATTHEWS ACCUSED OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT DESPITE DENIALS, TRUMP SEEMS TO BE LAYING THE GROUNDWORK TO FIRE ROBERT MUELLER JOHN McCAIN WILL MISS THIS WEEK’S TAX VOTE TRUMP COMES TO PUTIN’S RESCUE AND GLAD VLAD…


TODAY IN TRUMPLANDIA: “I Can’t Recall”

Jeff Sessions Can’t Recall, Roy Moore Doesn’t Remember, Donald Trump holds a Press Conference and Says Nothing, and the Illuminati Sent the Hurricanes. Just another normal day in Trumplandia. Enjoy the Podcast.


Why Stop at Smashing your Keurig?

With all the sponsors bailing on Sean Hannity, wouldn’t it just be easier for Hannity suckups to burn the whole house down? We explore that question and play the new album about Roy Moore, “Just…


TODAY IN TRUMPLANDIA: How Much Moore is Enough?

A 14-year old SANTA’s HELPER? Roy Moore, the former Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court and GOP Candidate for Senate find himself being abandoned by the party as allegations surface about naughty no-no shenanigans…


TODAY IN TRUMPLANDIA

After their severe butt-harming in the off year elections yesterday, Republicans scramble to determine whether to stay the course and march off the edge of the cliff, or save themselves from electoral humiliation and eternal…


Bike Path Massacre and Indictment Aftermath

Finally, a terror attack Donald Trump can get excited about. The dude allegedly shouted “Allahu Akbar” after killing 8 people with a rented truck. Not like a white guy who shot over 600 people, killing…


Manafort, Gates and Papadopoulous, Oh My!

The first indictments in the Robert Mueller investigation into the collusion between the Trump campaign and the Russian government was trumped, if you will, by a card the special prosecutor was holding very close to…



RAT SHAPED HOLES IN THE WATER

Trump’s Republican Pals in the Senate are starting to abandon ship. Last week, it was Tennessee Senator Bob Corker. Today, Arizona Senator Jeff Flake. Best part? Trump will have to deal with them for 18…